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You Know Too Much

Jake was walking on the way back home, it's a dark night, he was the only one on this street. Suddenly a man came to him from the back with a sharp knife, Jake was quickly aware of what's happening, he was ready to take out all his money, and the guy said, 'One plus one equals to what?' Jake was confused, answered without too much thinking, 'Two... ?' The guy said, 'You know too much...' and then killed Jake... This is a joke I heard recently which can make me...

No,You Look Like Shit

I just come back from a hotel, a little issue happpened at the lobby this morning. When I arrived at the hotel waiting for check in, suddenly felt the call of nature. I took a look around, cannot find the toilet sign. A gentleman walked towards the front door behind me, I took a step forwards and asked, 'Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for the toilet, do you know where is it?' The gentleman's face turned red in one second and yelled, 'What? Do I look like working at toilet? Do I look like a...