Jake was walking on the way back home, it's a dark night, he was the only one on this street. Suddenly a man came to him from the back with a sharp knife, Jake was quickly aware of what's happening, he was ready to take out all his money, and the guy said,
'One plus one equals to what?'
Jake was confused, answered without too much thinking, 'Two... ?'
The guy said, 'You know too much...' and then killed Jake...
This is a joke I heard recently which can make me...