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Randomiser: Let the Computer Choose for You

Zack — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 03:51:33 +0000

Thinking where to go for holidays? Paris, London, Tokyo, they are all great. Don’t know how to make the decision? Why not let the computer choose for you.

The Randomiser is a interesting service that helps you to choose. Just enter all the things you want to choose from, separate them with commas, and then hit enter. It will select one for you.

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Baby’s First Times – Funny Photos Collection

Zack — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:12:51 +0000

My first flirting(big success, it changes my life)

My first kiss

My first car racing

First time to be a model

First time to get drunk

First girl friend, first love

My first hamburger

First time to get caught

First time to be a shepherd

First time to go shopping

First time to be Graffitied

First time to eat rice on my own

First bath

First time to taste meat

First time to be extorted

First heart breaking cry

First time to use a headphone

First time I fail down(Thanks, buddies)

First honey moon trip

My first phone call

First webcam video chat

First time to get shot

First time to dream of her

First time to get overdrafted

First clone of me

First time in bed(she’s given up…)

My first right hook

First time to worry about myself

First time to be rich

First time to argue with Mom

First time to be pictured

First time to be a Spokesman

My first room

My first salon photo

First motocycle riding

First invitation I got

First time to realize I’m a shopaholic

First time to be kidnapped

My first big friend

First time to see a pretty girl

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You Know Too Much

Zack — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:57:15 +0000

Jake was walking on the way back home, it’s a dark night, he was the only one on this street. Suddenly a man came to him from the back with a sharp knife, Jake was quickly aware of what’s happening, he was ready to take out all his money, and the guy said,

‘One plus one equals to what?’

Jake was confused, answered without too much thinking, ‘Two… ?’

The guy said, ‘You know too much…’ and then killed Jake…

This is a joke I heard recently which can make me laugh.

No,You Look Like Shit

Zack — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:23:30 +0000

I just come back from a hotel, a little issue happpened at the lobby this morning.
When I arrived at the hotel waiting for check in, suddenly felt the call of nature. I took a look around, cannot find the toilet sign. A gentleman walked towards the front door behind me, I took a step forwards and asked,
‘Excuse me, sir. I’m looking for the toilet, do you know where is it?’
The gentleman’s face turned red in one second and yelled, ‘What? Do I look like working at toilet? Do I look like a toilet guy?’
I guessed there must be something bothering him, he was not in a good mood. But his willfulness and classism really piss me off, I speaked to him slowly and lightly,
‘No, sir. but you look like shit.’ and then walk away.